Cheer Up, Dupree!

Hey! Hi! Here I am, making a dramatic re-entry onto "the scene." How have you been? I missed you! Like me, are you ready to turn your little cowboys and cowgirls back out onto the range? Fetch me my cattle prod...

I am despondent over the news of Owen Wilson's suicide attempt, who happens to be one of my favorite men, after the agile monkey. Was he feeling poorly about his nose?

Last weekend, I completed my fourth sprint triathlon (a personal best for Irene!) Once again I was made painfully aware of my odd running style. At the party after the event, I was telling a fellow triathlete that "I run funny." I was fishing for a "Oh, no you don't!" or a "Don't be silly!" Instead, without hestitation, she remarked that I seem to move my body more than necessary, and even went so far as to suggest that I appear to be doing a breaststroke kick as I run. Up until then, I was feeling pretty good about my performance!