The Big Bad Wolf
Who's afraid of the Great Wolf Lodge, the Great Wolf Lodge, the Great Wolf Lodge? Well, I am because I am about the hairiest beast you've ever laid eyes on and in less than 24 hours, my family and I will be enjoying a brief stay at the renowned Great Wolf Lodge for some good old-fashioned water play. If only I could seek shelter under a red hood while I'm there. But alas, a far cry from Little Red, my limbs truly resemble those of the villainous wolf.
My appearance aside, I am really looking forward to this getaway. I booked it months ago and decided to SURPRISE the little darlings. They only know we are going away; they know not where. I am just such a FUN MOM I can't stand it.
So for now I bid you adieu with a short haiku, but will return with an account of our adventure.
My appearance aside, I am really looking forward to this getaway. I booked it months ago and decided to SURPRISE the little darlings. They only know we are going away; they know not where. I am just such a FUN MOM I can't stand it.
So for now I bid you adieu with a short haiku, but will return with an account of our adventure.
Irene with hair so coarse and rough.
Like a wolf when in the buff.
Her butt makes splashes like a whale.
Not a pretty "fairy tail."
posted by Irene at 7:44 PM
9 Comments:
Does a wolf when in the buff
Care if he is not hot stuff?
Perhaps a more important tale
Will prove that good looks don’t prevail.
Great Wolf? You need to accessorize to fit in there with a nice rose tattoo on your shoulder, an ankle bracelet, and toe rings.
I hope you had a great time Magi!
Surprised that the Chess Club Master had time for a minivacation.
Did you choke on all that hair or drown while washing laundry in some creek?
i miss u
Is anyone going to see Grind House or any of the other horror flicks out now??
COME BACK!
An APB has been issued for Irene. She's a caucasian female in her late 30's with lots of body hair and small breasts. Although that description fits many, we are hoping to solve this case quickly.
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