Monday, January 22, 2007

Sweet Dreams Are Not Made Of This


I have been wanting to speak out about this book for awhile. What kind of parent drives a pickup with an extension ladder to break into her grown son's home in the middle of the night? I find this story incredibly depressing, what with the themes of aging and death. My children find it downright frightening. The other night we all kind of laughed about how ridiculous it was as I read it aloud to them, and yes, they did chuckle heartily when, a few minutes after "lights out" I came crawling back into their room on my hands and knees... But shortly thereafter there was some quiet crying and "Mommy, you scared us." And finally, "can you take that book out of our room?"

Very disturbing indeed. In conclusion, a good vibrator is better on the nightstand than this book...any night of the week.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

For years I thought this was a weird kids book. My MIL gave it to us. It's more freaky than the usual aging parent/role reversal story.

5:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry Irene, I can't relate. We only have chapter books at our house.

7:30 AM  
Blogger Poetry Echoes said...

Um, maybe it's a MIL thing because my MIL gave Tommy one for his first Christmas, way back when. We still have it. I guess it's probably not a good idea to pass it on to the grandkids, huh?

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the book is really a heads-up for the daughter-in-laws to let us know the MIL is running the show. Look out and lock the windows!

3:36 PM  
Blogger Kelli said...

Maybe the sight of you on all fours is what really scared the beejesus out of those boys...

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Odd...the Handyman begs Irene for that same position.

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe this really is a ML thing - Mark's mother gave it to him for x-mas a couple of years ago. I have never even looked at it. What is the hidden - or not so hidden meaning?

7:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it was the sight of your GIANT WART and your saggy boobs that scared the HELL out of 'em?

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr. Seuss books sometimes scare me.

4:17 AM  

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