Bringing Back A Seasonal Favorite...
Teenager as trick-or-treater
Does she think that I will feed her?
She menstruates, she dates a boy.
Far too old for Almond Joy.
(Enjoy the Halloween season.)
posted by Irene at 12:22 PM
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Teenager as trick-or-treater
Does she think that I will feed her?
She menstruates, she dates a boy.
Far too old for Almond Joy.
(Enjoy the Halloween season.)
10 Comments:
Trick or treat is fun for all,
Favorite holiday of Fall.
Dressed like witch or ghost or spook,
Eating candy ‘til they puke.
As for kids too old to beg,
Have the canine bite their leg.
I think she would rather has a Sugar Daddy.
Is "spook" a "p.c." choice in your little ditty or do mean a spirit? Either way I'll come haunt you. Boo.
Don't like older goblins enjoying this festive Fall holiday? What will you do when Mr. SW knocks on your door for treats?
One of my all time favorites!! Maya Angelou has nothing on Irene!!
What the heck is Kelli talking about?
Um, Mush...Irene and I have long been annoyed by the ravings, I mean "poetry" of the esteemed Maya Angelou. We are particularly irritated by how far Oprah's head is up Maya's butt. Personally, I would rather listen to my daughter read a rhyming Dr. Seuss book than one of Maya's thought provoking works...
What're the cowboys going to be for halloween?
The eldest as Ben Franklin;
The middle child as Ben Hur;
The baby as Benji.
There is way too much candy in my house. My kids teeth are caked with plaque and brushing isn't helping. All they do is beg for their candy!!!!
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