Stick It To Me!
Something light and humorous for your Friday. Let's banter about bumper stickers! At the present time, I have nary a bumper sticker or decal on my vehicle, but my first car, the super-fast, super-hot Isuzu I-Mark, proudly wore a few. When my last name was Garcia I had a GARCIYA LATER sticker for awhile. I had a "Tsongas for President" sticker on...briefly. And I'm fairly certain I displayed a vibrant South of the Border bumper sticker as well. I certainly enjoy reading bumper stickers when I'm on the road and here are a few that have elicited hearty chuckles:
I LOVE HUNTING...accidents
I LOVE ANIMALS...they're delicious
PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY
And my all-time favorite, hands-down...
HOW'S MY DRIVING?
CALL 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
Nothing's funnier. How about you? I'm sure you've spotted some knee-slappers out there. Please share, won't you? And, hey, have yourselves a terrific weekend.
posted by Irene at 1:32 PM
17 Comments:
I can't drive and wear my reading glasses at the same time.
Don't forget: "My kid beat up your honor roll kid!"
Clinton Lied, No One Died
In '92, as I was riding in the car with my Democratic parents, my very naive mother spotted a good bumper sticker and read it aloud to us..."Lick Bush in '92". She didn't get it.
It's a child. Not a choice.
I don't know about bumper stickers, but vanity license plates have me puzzled most of the time.
The GREATEST,
"If you can read this in English, thank an American soldier."
Back in '86 there was a funny bumper sticker that read: "For a guaranteed good time call 536-32--".
How about this doozy?
TAMPONS ARE SATAN'S BLOODY FINGERS.
That's ridiculous. Another misogynistic mind at work to degrade women across the country.
My labrador retriever is smarter than your honor student
Every vote counts - except in Florida
"Can't feed 'em? DON'T BREED 'EM."
Yeah Kerbloggess! Choose life, your mother did.
My favorite said something about a Windsurfer, and it was on the back of a conversion van.
I'd Rather Be Windsurfing.
-Sidney Pedrick
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