Embarrassed as Sh*t

I am so embarrassed. We have a senior dog who has become, of late, slightly incontinent. Lately she lets a few (hard) poops drop out around the house. While the clean-up is easy enough, the bad thing is you never know when you might happen upon a random piece of shit, and that can be slightly embarrassing when company calls.

Today was the day the maids come--yeeha! (The fact that there's random bits of shit scattered about the house tells you that housekeeping is not my forte.) When they come they also change the bed linens. Wonderful! So this afternoon, I went down to the laundry room where the linens were neatly bundled by the washing machine. I started pulling apart the bundle from my bed to load them into the washer and what comes tumbling out but a VERY large piece of fecal matter.

How humiliating that the people who clean my house think not only that I'm too lazy to clean my own home, but that I am too lazy to get up and use the toilet in the middle of the night.