Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Fundraiser not fun


If you have a child in school (or in girl scouts or in boy scouts or on any other number of organizations) you've been asked to participate in a fundraiser, selling useless crap from a catalog. Crap that no one really wants. Let's be honest.

Especially this year. Our school went with a different company this year that sells such junk. Ugly wrapping paper, tacky seasonal ornaments, other useless bric-a-brac. Blech.

But what needles me is not the quality of the products being sold; it's the way that the people in charge of the fundraiser try to get the kids all hyped up about the piece-of-shit prizes they can win if they sell x number of items. (See above photo.) Our school even offers a "Hum-V ride to McDonald's" to students who sell a large number of items. There are also prizes awarded to the classroom that earns the most money, like a pizza party or doughnuts, etc. This all coming from a school that almost disbanded chess club because it is "too competitive." Go figure.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love schools that offer Hummers!

12:05 PM  
Blogger Kelli said...

Right on, Irene!!! One question: Who the hell IS Sally Foster and how did she become Queen of Wrapping Paper??

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sign me up for useless crap,
Lots of ugly Christmas wrap.
Bags to give the gift of wine,
Santa Claus who smells like pine.
Magazines that I won’t read,
Scented candles I don’t need.
Can I buy a gun or taser?
Quick demise to that fund raiser!

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ridiculous Fairfax Public School budgeting. We should be back in Arlington County where they sink their money into schools/programs and beatutious roads and traffic calming measures to keep everyone safe & well educated.

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you won't be coming to our silent auction?

2:09 AM  
Blogger Kelli said...

Mush: Irene doesn't know the meaning of the word "silent".

5:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Irene,

How was the reunion scene?

3:33 PM  
Blogger Irene said...

A whole post shall be devoted to that event. Once I'm over my hangover, I'll fill ya in.

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"She's doing the best she can."

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still hungover???

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I missed you back at my house after the reunion for a private party.

7:26 PM  

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